Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
just heard a swedish guy suck in helium and speak in his accent. top 5 favorite moments. ever.
Measuring your booze intake in glasses is like measuring Rosie O'Donnell's weight in ounces.
I did something last night that I shouldn't have, but I don't want to tell you because you'll probably just make it your fb status...
I see you've learned your lesson.
Giving me the bigger bowl of ramen isn't considered "romantic"
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
Sex on roller skates
Floating mattress
Tie
I took shrooms last night.. For a good half hour I genuinely believed I was black and being held captive by a leaf. Never again.
So apparently I ended up throwing my clothes in the toilet after getting kicked out of TQ and ran around the neighborhood in my boxers. Works gonna suck hard once this hangover kicks in. Also: I lost a shoe so looks like flipflops for the rest of winter
You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
make that a herd of moose. they will be my moose minions
I told my grandmother all I want is a nice guy who likes to be tied up.
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
Had a slight melanoma scare this morning. Spoiler alert, it was Nutella.
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