When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
I'm twenty-five. I'm too old to be watching my friend throw up in Chipolte Parking lot.
Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
I'm in that stage of denial where I hope our kids have his nose.
You do realize that you broke up with him, right?
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dude i feel like shit
well u did eat a lot of play-doh
Dude if I didn't piss myself last night I dont think I would have woke up in time for work.
that cunt stole my fb status. SHE'S NOT THAT FUNNY
I was on my way at Dorito Smoothie
I owe her a pancake or a second hand orgasm
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We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
Sex on roller skates
Floating mattress
Tie
I still have way too many Frat houses to get blackout drunk at before I'm get in any type of relationship
I wasn't going to just ask my parents for a damn vibrator for christmas
Oh you mean the girl that gave me a black eye when I told her I liked her fake eyelashes?
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
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