But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
she farted while i was going down on her. not doing that again
she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
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i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
I just peeled a layer of cum off my eyelid. Don't even tell me that's not why you came over
Apparently I had an idea for a cooking show and then proceeded to throw cookies at people.
Recycling day makes me feel more like an alcoholic than regular days.
WE SHOULD FUCK TWO GUYS THAT LIVE TOGETHER
THAT WOULD BE SO CONVENIENT WE COULD CARPOOL
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So I spent all night thinking my bed was floating down a river and telling the cats to get on the bed because they were going to float away. Percocet is strong shit.
If he doesn't give you the same feelings you get when the pizza guy arrives, he's probably not worth it.
Fair warning: I will be throwing corn dogs at you every time I see you this week.
Well yeah. Plus. My dick looks awful. So I would need to do some extreme makeover dick edition before even starting something so ridiculous.
You have a husband. I have a bag full of electronics. This, is the single life.
Remind me to tell you: When threeways go awry, my MLK weekend story.
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