I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
I will give you a bj if you get me food. NOT A JOKE. FREE BJ.
I can't finish this paper in my room because every time I get distracted I start masterbating. I think it's time to go to the library...
I opened my door to find him standing there with vodka, McDonalds, a smile and a hard-on. Of course I let him in.
So I vote that we skip the bowling and just go straight to destroying our livers.
Dude, it's not gay. It's winter.
all i remember was her shitting herself and asking me to call her parents.....i so didn't. when i woke up she was gone and left a note saying "we will be lovers forever"
I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
I was basically just fingering myself and thinking about space.
I am harder than a fucking diamond and Michael Bolton is playing. Your move.
he's so hot I'd consider breaking the whole, "till death do us part," agreement he's currently in
Whats a polite way to say 'if you havent put on a freshman 15 i would like to see you during break'?
I’ve got a lot of questions but the first one has to be where you got the flame thrower.
It wasn't as awesome as they lead everyone to believe. No stripper. Ran out of booze. The chipmunk. He was real.
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