I hate when you've made an ugly girl's day by having sex with her, and then she gets greedy and wants to cuddle after you cum.
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
So, remember how that one doctor said it was 1 in a million that I'd get pregnant...
Yeeah thank god
Well..welcome to parenting Mr. one in a million.
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Even after projectile vomiting watermelon on the beach, it still sounds appetizing.
I actually don't know if I can stand up. I just know better than to try
at first i was on the bathroom floor cuz i was hungover. now im just here because it is cool
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
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Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
Romantically speaking, I want to sit on his face.
Reminding you of hookups your brain is trying to suppress. That's what friends are fooooooooor...
I was trying to drink every time they said planned parenthood but my body isn't cut out for this.
And don't worry, I have a great track record of rallying after a casual midday blackout.
MDMA, margaritas, mashed potatoes and ice cream aren't keto Kristin
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