dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
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Do you think we're allowed to sign male strippers into the building with a valid id?
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
fun fact: in my eskimo family tree i am the only brunette
Yeah. I was about to call 911 but I ended up breaking the door frame off then ran and puked all the way home.
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we had break-up sex in a port-a-potty. how do you think it went?!
My dad wants to dress like mitt Romney tomorrow night and tell trick or treaters they owe him candy.
I don't know if trying Molly for the first time before my flight was an awesome or aweful idea
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
I feel like every time I get the courage to masturbate to a guy from Game of Thrones, they kill him off.
Apparently nothing brings out sympathy in a barista like asking if they have a hangover special
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