That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
How do people deal with hangovers? I literally want to eat my own face.
I feel like we had some profound moment last night, but I can't really recall much past your ass turning up the volume on the radio.
I'm sooo hungover. I fell asleep on top of a car in a parking lot last night. New one to add to the list.
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
I'm pretty sure I said "this might be the last time I'm in here" but then I took his pants off so that's a mixed message
i just honestly didn't believe you when you said your brother was a fucking clown. ho shit you weren't kidding.
He told me I smelled like fruit loops and then bit me on the tit
Maid of honor screwed up the joke so I just got to explain what a strap on is and why a married lady might want one to Grandma and my brother's wedding shower.
I looked like a tiger in heat. He didn't know if I wanted to fuck him or eat him.
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
Let’s be real here. NOTHING says Real Adulting like rolling a J on your line of credit paperwork.
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
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