That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
Really stoned
just sent my roommate on a cheese run
He just stood there...Helen Keller and I could have had a more interesting conversation
We started hooking up and a group of freshmen outside my window started chanting my name. Encouraging yet distracting
the bottle said: caution extremely flammable. so that was my motivation.
I am going to make your legs soar from cumming so much
Like they're going to fly away?
You threw an open can of pop at me while I was lying on the floor babbling and drooling about how I need to be alone forever, me and my leaking face.
I ate 12 cupcakes in less than 24 hours, so no judgement here.
If I have to strap one on and give it to you good, you will not die revirginated. That's friendship.
Turns out Edward 40 hands and life-sized jenga is really hard...Didn't stop you from trying. How is your concussion?
GUESS WHO STILL HAS BOTH NIPPLES!
My google history for last night included "Whre is johns house" and "wher can i buy nukes?" Pretty sure they're related to one another.
Yeah the last text says "How many your ass,,,,, prepare it" so take that for what it is
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
The cure for a hangover evidently is not walking around in a costume in the sun towards of park of screaming children
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