Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
I look like a zombie and smell like a stripper. Its gonna be a good day.
Where the hell did all of these gingers come from? It's like they crawled out of their shame-caves for st Patrick's day.
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
If we could give a gymnastic score to drunken nights, I would be a part of the Fab Five.
We just broke my bed mid-sex, laughed, then continued. If that isn't true love I don't know what is.
We were going to play manhunt in a strip club, calling it mancunt.
Burritos, beer, and hot tub sex. Merry Christmas to me.
think before you get married my friend it's my birthday and just got done jacking off
You know you had a good night when your wearing you best friends pants to work the next day
Remember when you tried to talk but you could only count by 2s?
You told me you were trying to learn all the MLB ballparks while you waited for your porn to load.
But on the bright side the arresting officer was just as hot as I remember and I took a pretty okay mugshot.
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