they told me her nickname is "wizard sleeve"
pick me up NOW
my hippie aunt just sent me some brownies with a note saying not to eat them under any circumstances until finals are over. excited.
i have a strong feeling i fucked one of the waiters here...
at last call she tried to get the bartender to fill her flask. when he refused, i had to stop her from trying to pour the rest of her beer in there.
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Absolutely. Last time I signed up for a softball league I had sex with my high school economics teacher.
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
I need Mexican food. Like, I'd take it through a needle at this point. It's totally worth the track marks.
My housemates are judging me because I'm high at 8am and making Spongebob shaped Mac and Cheese
They know nothing, John Stoned.
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just saw a kid get pissed on buy a tiger at the zoo. His dad is rofling and the kid is crying. I think I have to go make a new friend
You know you're high when, "Why can't I steal the duck?!" Becomes a serious question.
WHY IS SHE PANDERING YOU, A SIMPLE GOBLIN, TINY WEENER PICTURES OVER STATE LINES
I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
why is there glitter IN my vagina????
God I need to hump something, right now.
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