can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?
apparently i was just sitting there with my shirt down holding my boobs saying "its ok. its all gonna be ok"
Ps. The strap-on in the pic i sent you last night was not mine. Just wanted to clear that up.
Just because you put plan b in my Easter basket doesn't give you an excuse not to wear a condom.
Driving to get a preg test with my ex, wearing my unicorn hat
You are so not ready for motherhood
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
All three of us got laid last night. This is what is commonly referred to as the Trifuckta.
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
AND I HAVE A NICE COCK! A STRIPPER TOLD ME SO IT MUST BE TRUE!
I don't trust my subconscious. It sleeps with my exboyfriend sometimes.
We still getting married? Or were you day drinking
Ben Franklin would totally be a furry.
You're smoking weed and checking Tumblr I take it?
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