I think horse shit smells the best of all shits.
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
She asked if my windows were tinted enough for road head.
Did you get any last night. I need to track my forever aloneness
Do you know how to give stiches?
I do not...this text concerns me
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
Just found out i over drew my checking account on a 711 hot dog
Do u remember buying that
I remember eating it on the curb like a drunken hobo
I should have bailed a long time ago. I mean, he has a bible verse-a-day app next to his dick pics in his phone.
Also, being stuck with my family all week has made it very clear that I need to be drunk and I need to be fucked pronto
Started crying to "that's the way it is" by celine. What the fuck uterus?!
If you could not mention to him that I slept with his best friend, that'd be cool of you.
You cannot ask her to resend the picture of her genital tattoo to you just so you can show your room mate. it is time to end your relationship with the Captain.
Good, but still not as good as the guy I banged in the ball crawl
The only good thing about being back at work is supply room boom boom with my office husband
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