we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
They totally botched my boob job. My tits look like they're are winking.
Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
She asked how far humans have gone into a volcano because they did in spy kids. She was serious.
i woke up to my roomate hitting me in the head with a can of PBR at 8:30 in the morning...i love spring break
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
im pretty sure the clearest way to say "dont worry, im not emotionally attached" was by sleeping with his roommate the next night
Would a ten year old streaker be inappropriate?
That's the stuff legends are made of
I gave him shit for taking my sloppy seconds and when I woke up my eyebrow was gone
she pretty much pinned my hand to her boob "on accident" for like 10 seconds before she moved. Waiting the rest of the night was just a formality.
I threw up in the kitchen on the floor and a guy tried cleaning it up with a spoon at a party.
The name of the man in your bed is not Ryan. I can't remember what his name is but that is wrong
Listening to sad Lana Del Rey songs together is an integral part of the lesbian bonding process
I woke up and found that i was using my computer as a pillow. i had 53 pages of random letters on Microsoft word
Randomize
