I regularly think about how cool your nickname is
check it out our google latitudes are spooning
We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
Since when do you wear a bracelet?
Not a bracelet. Half a pair of handcuffs
I'm so high I just tried to eat a hair tie thinking it was one of my pretzels.
i just licked my manager on accident and i'm freaking out
i was about to cum until he started doing shrek impressions.
I found ecstasy taped in my armpit... thank you drunk Marissa.
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
She said we couldnt stop drinking until there were enough bottles to make a fort. so we could have sex in our "bottle castle"
I wonder how your parents would feel if the scarf they gave me for Christmas is mainly being used for a blindfold during sex...
Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
Ask me if I'm sitting naked in a lawn chair eating a block of cheese waiting for a bacon grilled cheese sandwich
She shit herself again. We're calling her the "Queen of Sharts".
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