How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
Yeah I tried to leave with 3 drinks and the bouncer wouldn't let me, I slammed all 3 right in front of him and football spiked them in the trash can
He said "ride me pocahontas" while I was on top of him last night
I realize now that I left my pants on that table in the downstairs bathroom at you house on Tuesday....
I spent ten minutes questioning her on what kind of cup she wanted... Then I asked what kind of water she wanted..
WOAH TOO HIGH
The internet is out at West Chester so I'm masturbating using my imagination. What is this, the fucking dark ages?
You were drinking whiskey from a beer bottle i dont know what you really expected...
tonight at the bar some people told me that I have a sprit following me around.. that's the kind of shit that you laugh off till you're home alone.
Nothing ruins an orgasm faster than accidentally calling out his boss's name
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
Fuck him. He can bang that skeezer all he wants. Fuck her lawyerness I’m a YouTube star
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