just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
It's never good when you wake up covered with burns
I almost punched the night nurse in her face. I woke up and she was standing over me.
It was one of those "I have no idea if this will ever happen again so I can't say no" opprotunities. Part of me was like, "You slut" and the bigger part was screaming, "Hell yeah"
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The fact that he is from Canada is way more embarrassing than the fact that you met him on match.com
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
He was crying because he hiccuped every time he kissed me. We then crawled to the kitchen because neither of us could stand, and I spoon-fed him peanut butter "to cure his ailment."
i feel like my tongue has its own mouth, and that mouth just bit its tongue and is clenching its teeth.
Holy shit he's circumcised. His parents must have really loved him.
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I will refer to it as the penis of glory... he fucked me for 3 and a half hours - and all he needed was a 5 minute power nap in the middle (which he took WHILE INSIDE ME). I plan on staying with him forever
Brandon just showed up at my place with a florida state cheerleader he met in vegas durin spring break. His life is a fucking movie
Evvvvvveryone knows we hooked up in the DJ booth. People call it the BJ booth now. I've created a legacy
I just folded my boss's lingerie. I need a drink and a raise
I think I got a sinus infection from puking out my nose on st. Patricks day #thisis26
I WANT TO JUMP IN TO A VOLCANO