I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
That's why you don't touch shit after fingering somebone
i fucked some guy last night. i called him nick jonas by mistake. i'm 24.
you should just get pregnant. that way you don't need to decide on a career.
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Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
My favorite part of the day is the 2 seconds of ignorance you have when you first wake up. Right before you remember where your mouth was last night.
My walk of shame got a new perspective when I walked into his livingroom and found his roommate fucking some chick on the coffee table.
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
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There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
he doesn't even text me anymore.. he just facebook chats me a shark emoticon which has turned into code for 'be naked at my house in 15 mins'
Last time he went to Europe, every time he started drinking he would wake up in a different country with no memory. There is no way he can be tour leader.
I know you're my sister, but I'm pretty sure I'm going to have sex with one of your exes this weekend. He's probably not gay, but I'll let you know.
I'm pretty sure I said "this might be the last time I'm in here" but then I took his pants off so that's a mixed message
Lets think Pancakes and sausages into existence