I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
Come get meeee. I'm stranded in the middle of no where with Paul (?). I think u puked on his friend.
I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
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I ate a lot of your sunchips. I mean a lot. Like 4 to 5 bags.
so I told him I hadn't been laid since Bush was president. Right after he cums, he says "Welcome to the Obama Administration".
Dude, you face planted, there was no "bar fight".
having sex with him is like cage fighting mixed with pilates...the condoms didn't stand a chance...
I just masturbated to a Jock Jams cd. What have you done today?
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I thought I was pretty much sober now but then I realized I've been eating scrambled eggs with my hands...
So in the middle of making out, he decided to give me a breast exam. God I love dating a doctor. He saved me a $20 copay.
You were carrying a 6 ft lamp that we stole on your back yelling "OHANA MEANS FAMILY AND FAMILY MEANS NOBODY GETS LEFT BEHIND"
I just had sex on my kitchen counter. It's like the American dream
I hope dressing like a sexy, but very grown up and intelligent, secretary while out shopping helps disguise how high I am right now.
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
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