She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
Thats stupid. Your future is a life of less pay for the same work. Free drinks is how capitalism reimburses women for its inequality. & youre not even taking it!
LOOK AT MY HAIR, DOES THIS LOOK LIKE THE HAIR OF A PERSON WHO HAS HER LIFE TOGETHER?
Well it's official... The first guy I ever gave head to now holds 2 world records. Should I text him asking if I can try and break my record?
Thankfully US customs doesnt have a checkbox for bringing semen into the country because my hair would still be in CDC quarantine
In other news, people don't judge you when you buy a vibrator if you buy a funny birthday card and bag with it. I learned that this weekend.
Just set myself on fire a little bit. Made me think of you.
I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
He's being awfully beer snobby for a guy who ordered salad
I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
Ran up to the dollar store to get batteries for my vibrator. Happy Valentines Day!
he was like tryna hang and chat and I was like dude there's an iguana in this room
Literally.... Guy kissing himself in mirror in this hotel elevator
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