New record: 45 minutes. Afterwards I played We Are The Champions while we cuddled.
If he doesn't notice me by the next party, i'm just gonna go up to him and pll his pants down and blow him.
Sounds like a plan.
He said "what's the haps". I don't know what the haps are but there goes his chances
if you can see her tanning goggle line that's officially a deal breaker
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I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
just wokeup with my ethics textbook on my chest, animal crakers in my mouth and my dick in my hand. even aristotle doesn't have a theory for this one
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He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
And then he said he wanted to "get really weird with me on my horse." I took that as he wants to fuck me while riding my horse. Could be a good time.
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I am going to be so excited tomorrow when I find this box of crayons in my purse
Drinking hard cider in a room full of freshman girls. Never felt so secure of my manhood
I probably wouldn't
I told him I was going to sit on his face after I got out of the shower, he threw up the arm boners and yelled "STEVE HOLT!!" I might actually stop sleeping with other dudes.
One time she showed me her pierced nipples in our high school locker room and now she has a daughter
He said he doesn't "believe" in cuddling. Can you come get me?
You got into an extremely loud argument with a juggalo and slapped him, he started crying and everyone cheered.
I remember that, it happened before I started drinking. I thought you said I did something shameful?
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