I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
dude, the summer is killing me. i just woke up cause my balls were stuck to HER leg!
you broke into my aparment at three in the morning wearing long johns and offered me beer.
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
Are we still banned from the library?
Don't come. It's not even a party it's a total sausage fest. Like 20 drunk dudes in a bedroom. We can still drink by ourselves though it'll be ok
I just had the weirdest moment. Made eye contact at the bar with a girl who has seen my vagina.
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
10/10 dentists agree that he is one bangable mother fucker. hint: i am all of these dentists.
well at least you didn't have your nipples chewed last night
Shower wine is way better than shower beer.
Being home for break is weird, just had a full convo with my dad about what I wanted for dinner, while a dildo was on top of me under my comforter
He woke me up at 6:30 to have sex again and afterwards, he didn't even judge me when I asked him if he wanted some rum. I think I found my soulmate.
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