she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
P.S. I can't hear my feet
im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
did you really just refer to me me as an old fashioned penis?
The kid that passed out is still in the bathtub filled with ice and the empties
She whispered into my eat that she wanted me to fuck her while her parrot watched...
Something's wrong. Everything's on fire. Unless it was like that before. Then everything's alright.
I'm just high and in my robe and I would suck a dick for some pizza rolls. I can't talk about your problems right now
Hey, what did you end up doing with those ski goggles?
Anything is possible. I didn't even know I was wearing the toilet cover as a hat
You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
I'm dedicating this beer to drunk texting
Burnt food and a broken vibrator. Disappointment after disappointment. Is April a man?
im going to smoke a cigarette and reflect on my life choices
I took out a life ins. policy Thursday. It's okay I can die in Nashville now.
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
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