How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
i turned job hunting into a drinking game..
I'm drunk and I'm watching it's Alwyas Sunny and eating candy. Even I am jealosu of my life
CAUTION: TWINS DO NOT HAVE TWIN PENISES.
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
Oh. And what's the twitter protocol for following the guy you blew behind a shed?
i look like a southern belle. however, i am around a million kegs. so i will be a southern shitshow.
Dude, you bit through my nipple. Give it a week, damn.
i cant believe im seriously wearing his ex girlfriends underwear right now
A girl told me I was her "alcohol spirit animal" tonight. Somehow I think my whole life was secretly building up to this moment
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
You casually put your finger in my ass and other people are weird..
I think I must have activated my bat signal.... All three of my FWBs contacted me today!
Last night was a sign that I need to stop sleeping with any girl that can quote the mighty ducks
Specially the ones that look like Goldberg
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