The Lord gave Farrah Fawcett 1 wish when she died. She wished that all children in the world would be safe! The Lord granted her wish and killed Michael Jackson.
Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
when we were having sex and i started crying and telling you i missed you..why couldnt you stop and tell me how you felt or make me feel better?you kept going...
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i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
why do you have a stuffed bear wearing a thong and a seatbelt in your backseat??
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
I don't know which part of you thought this was funny but it's fucked up to wake up in that much fluff and now we don't have a couch. Fuck you.
You asked me to text you at 11 and remind you that he's 33. It's 11:20. He's 33.
you're too late. he has eggnog and whiskey and all seven seasons of buffy. I shan't be coming home tonight
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I think if wine wasn't a thing I'd give up on life.
The struggles of a small town man whore
As of right now, my vibrator and a bag of snickers share the same drawer
My feet surprised me
woke up with 4 bruises, 2 hickies and a bad case of rug burn. texans are dangerous.
Do plants get herpes?
who is this
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