I molested 6 butterflies tonight
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
he was shitfaced drunk and couldn't walk but could still recite the top 10 in order from the first season of american idol. impressive
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thank you for reminding me that I stumbled into a public place drunk at 9am wearing a chicks pants.
Her mom offered to give me a lap dance. I was a guest, I couldn't say no.
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
I'm totally wasted about to ride water slides. That's goddamn 'Merican. That and Clint Eastwood.
I feel like we should at least be hungover if we're gonna be this grown up.
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He would have to make magical things happen in my nether regions to actually make me vote republican.
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
Can someone please remind me later tonight that there's a taco in my purse. I may get drunk and forget I put it there
This is me trying to take a picture to send to grandma. At 4. We were trying to look sober.
Got really high to see my fist college experience unfold. Too high to find my classroom but I found the McDonald's down the street
I woke up and my pants were in the kitchen but my shoes were next to my bed. Do the math...
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