just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
Do you think that my Facebook profile picture kinda look like im being raped by a 10 foot polar bear ?
Turns out he's old enough to be my dad. I'm so excited. I've never had a sugar daddy before. What should I ask for first!? Want anything?
Holy high batman
The hairdryer was like a fuckin obstacle course
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
He yelled "I'm Bruce Springsteen!" when he came. This is why I don't sleep with guys from Jersey.
I wore sunglasses to take a shower. I might be hungover.
I'm gonna have to kick a girl scouts ass...
It took 5 bourbons for him to handcuff and spank me and then he cried after sex. The men that like me are so unstable.
I'm not going to drink anymore, and on that note I'm not going to drink any less either, so I'll see you there. . .
well true... there's not a real discreet way to masturbate in public
we went outside for a smoke and when we came back in you were ptfo on the floor holding the phone to your ear. Pizza pizza was on the line.
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
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