You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
Thats how high i was. The fact that he looked like Seth Rogan was apparently a good thing.
but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
I remember telling you it was cold out because the sun was going to explode and people were going to fight for corn. I feel I've mislead you.
I figured out why her friends always say g is for god when she leaves with someone. She wears a double g cup bra
I just feel like you're using me for sex.
I'm glad you finally understand the context of our relationship
Do you ever wonder what the men who we shamelessly objectify would think if they saw our texts in regard to them?
yo knit me an eyepatch. but also make it usable as a thong
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
Being single/not living at home sucks. All I want is someone I can force to pick up my pizza for me so I don't have to talk to anyone.
Dude, you got arrested and then texted 911 to tell them you'd been kidnapped with a screenshot of your current location.
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
On a scale of 1 to alcoholic in withdrawal how ready will you be to start drinking as soon as you arrive on campus?
I'm only texting you this bc god forbid circumstances change when you wake up but currently santa is asleep on top of the washer and dryer.
Randomize
