There comes a time in every girls life when she must use her boobs for good instead of evil.
Your pregnant arnt you
well isn't that the pot calling the kettle a make out whore
MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
I could be wrong, but im pretty sure i jumped off the roof after my lighter.
Idea for the cake. Joints for candles. Do it.
Btw, just wanna point out that you've hooked up with two guys whose birthdays are today. Congratulations, you have a type!
eta to your mouth 5 minutes
Singing high school musical songs with an old Russian woman I met on the bus. What are you doing?
There's hot sauce all over my mirror, lamp shade and dresser. Also it's your turn for weed
we tried to exchange flip flops in the parking lot and fell over then army crawled home
These girls just walked into this party as reverse cowgirls... Wearing cowboy clothes all backwards
i wore a power symbol belly button ring just so i can drunkenly tell him that he turns me on. i dont care if it works i think its classy
Hooked up with a girl in the dorm laundry room tonight. And got invited to go to Vegas for free. That's how today's going.
Update: that felon in Georgia I slept with is now a police officer. What a wonderful world
Last time I "ran into him" I ended up with the clap and had to explain why the ladder was missing from the garage.
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