I'm peeing chunks and puking liquid. Did I at least have fun last night?
She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
Hey they cleaned all the blood out of the elevator. Also could you pick up some nachos?
Best dream ever last night. You moved here. Your Spanish name meant highway. Your favorite food was styrofoam.
I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
Bro, did you watch that scooby doo porn I sent to you?
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
So I think my motto should be "losing bras and dignity every weekend" but like in a really amazing way
In my dream I had to eat so many peanut butter and Nutella sandwiches
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
Like did he really think I just hit him up for dick !? It's 11:30 am , these ain't hoe hours
Reminder to self: never have sex on a trampoline. Trampoline burn hurts worse than carpet burn.
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