I wannas sexs uuuuu
i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
Drunk man just did a hand stand, fell over, knocked over a whole table of desserts, and didnt lose his cowboy hat. winner.
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it's like i need an invisible sign across my boobs that says "DOESN'T HAVE DADDY ISSUES" that only old men can see
It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex.
Just so you're aware, tomorrow is "Slow Clap when you see Mike" day.
beware of the wheat thins...there might be a knife in it
Kegstand on crutches, you need to get on my level.
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ok it turns out chain mail does not protect against falling down a flight of stairs. please send help.
Going to the bathroom drunk while wearing overalls is such a struggle
didn't prepare for this snow storm at all. i only have like 6 beer and all my booty calls already went home for the holiday. this is bull.
They offered me pot brownies in 7 minutes flat. Imagine my horror when I had to be like, are those gluten free?
Had to admit my broken elbow was caused by vodka, not hockey
You were yelling at a tree saying it should be in the forest..
Don't judge me.
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