I'm drinking till I'm someone else's problem
i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
I'm really good at handling things like foreskin and speech impediments.
The only pictures I have are of me being stoned or me looking like a man, which do you prefer?
That moment when you cant decide between eating spaghetti or a Popsicle for breakfast
Blow job season was short but glorious.
we dropped acid in chinatown. worst. idea. ever. too many colors. and nobody has any idea where steve is.
So you let the Viking explore your nether regions?
We're too hungover to prance.
He called me dainty, then fucked me like the Viking God he is.
the roommate is literally cooking green eggs n ham, and I'm too hungover to see straight. Dr Seuss nightmare.
I keep finding granola in my bed. This is what I get for sleeping with a guy from Oregon.
She always used to joke about becoming a stripper. WHO'S FUNNY NOW?!
he was wearing pj pants, thank you for not letting me go home with him
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