im never drinking mad dog again and i have your belt.
get your tongue out of his mouth and answer your phone. if your not doing more than making out i'm gonna be so pissed. i'm about to sleep in your car bitch
Then she called me a home wrecking whore.
dont they live in a condo? that doesnt count.
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
If we don't get kicked out of this hotel tonight for fucking too loud we're breaking up
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
I got stoned in my snow covered car and pretended I was burried alive
That would warm my breasts.
In this context breast is a metaphor for soul.
Apprently after I bit that bouncer, it all went down hill.
And after we were done he said "Let's play a game! Who can find their clothes first"
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
Drunk me Does not appreciate a drunk, naked you kicking me off the couch at 3am. You have a bed here, you dick
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
So, when I got arrested, they fingerprinted me. I'm getting my nails done right now and I'm pretty sure he's filing off my prints. Worth the $30.
so i realized that he's only my physical relationship and beer is my emotional relationship...
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