Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
You would only drink if the space jam soundtrack was playing, you thought it was hilarious that before every shot you said "y'all ready for this".
I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
She told me she couldnt give me head last night because she was running out of listerine
What time do you think the pilgrims started drinking? I want to be as accurate as possible.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
So im walking through ohare and this guy walks by with a cart full of big bottles of liquor. I want to know what flight hes on.
I'm practically paying him in tacos to have sex with me.
Also I climbed atop a mailbox with a toilet paper hat and a wolverine claw made of glowsticks, screaming at passers-by that they were going to die. Control me
This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
In lieu of flowers, please donate to The Hungover Children's Fund in my name.
A man in a black on black escalade pulled up next to me, and told me he was sent to pick me up by you.
His name is Tyreece. He will take you to the weed emporium, population me.
Maybe you should stop dating for awhile if the chicks aren't working out. Reacquaint yourself with your hand or something.
I ended up in th ER yelling my height weight and age
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