You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
you know how you have to have just the right ratio of chips to sandwich? same goes for pubes.
Buying $100 worth of beef jerkey sounded like a terrific idea last night.
If you win this game of words with friends, ill suck you off for 30 minutes. No lie.
I cant last that long. Do i get the rollover minutes?
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Most fantastic sex ever until her Doberman took an interest in what we were doing. There was nothing more terrifying then feeling warm dog breath on my ballsack.
Just got a event reminder on my phone to never party with you again.
Also, did that cop draw hearts on everyone's hands last night?
I feel like the other woman.
You ARE the other woman.
Dude, fuck the siberian warm up. You can't put vodka in hot chocolate. Learn from my mistakes
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Some cougar Brit said she loved me. America is bouncing back.
Weird come down, just saw a woman on the train go to grab something and realised she had terrifying hands. They literally filled me with dread. I don't think I'm ok.
We don't have any ice, so I'm using the frozen cognac to reduce the swelling on Abby's toe.
Well its all fun and games until you get naked with your ex in the shower. that's NOT flirting
She wasn't one for labels or anything serious really but while she was riding me she yelled marry me. It's like she fucked her self into commitment lmao she realy is a keeper bro
I still can't believe a guy pooped in my backyard
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