She was drunk and kept trying to talk while I was in her mouth. It sounded like the teacher from a Charlie Brown cartoon!
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
We left the window open. My vibrators funeral is at 2ish.....bring a side dish or some shit.
I will be going to walgreens soon.. nothing says trainwreck like pickin up a scrip for xanax at 2am drunk..
just found out I was hugging strangers at the bar last night. there's photographic evidence. I know none of them
I told him if he cums in my mouth he has to buy me a cake that says "sorry I came in your mouth"
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
Sad fact: I'm doing that thing where I'm bored so I give myself Princess Leia hair and drink alcohol.
I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
It's gonna be like a sexual version of A Christmas Carol in my house in a few days.
Woke up next to a half eaten Philly Cheesesteak. Honestly probably one of the top 3 things I've ever woken up next to.
Apparently last night I was doing back bends for the guy making my easy mac because clearly it wasn't easy enough for me.
"keg stand!" on a roof abruptly turned into "call the medics"
I've never sung with balls in my mouth
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