Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
I have one thing to say: spongebath.
I wish that wasn't all you had to say. And by that, I mean I wish you hadn't said that at all.
She thought I was gay, so I told her I'd be more comfortable with anal. She agreed.
Hi, my name's audrey!
Max?
Sorry, this girl is phone-stealing drunk.
Word to the wise: do not smoke before going grocery shopping with only 12 bucks. So stressful.
Yeah not really sure what I said but I remember "douchebag" and "fuck your own face"
To a 70 year old lady?!
I returned the dress. When they asked for the reason for return I said, 'I don't deserve to wear white'.
He offered to drive me out of state to meet up with my fuck buddy. Like best brother in law ever.
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
Cops said there's a crazy dude with a mask in my neighborhood. Don't get stabbed.
If he was naked that was me.
I am drunk. Riding an elevator. You can smell the beer. Doctor on with me just smiling at me... He agrees, fuck cancer.
Let's play another riveting game of "Whose boxers are hanging on my fence?"
I'm standing up, for my all my brothers and sisters, and fighting against whiskey dick.
Jager makes that raccoon appear... The one that shits in a basket in my living room.
He told his wife he was too old to pretend to be straight. She tried to argue. He walked two tables over and was like this is my highschool sweetheart and he's an excellent fuck, we're running away together. It was epic.
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