i hope S**** or M***** or someone took note of the fact that i was drinking popov like water and could no longer form sentences. i mean, dont get me wrong i had been thinking about boning R*** long before my sobriety left the picture but the number of reasons not to, outweighed the temptation and without sir robert burnett as R***'s wingman, it would have never happened
Just woke up naked in my storage cubby and some one rearragned my whole room?
no jk, not my room
Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
We talked him into tasing himself.
Looks like a significant portion of my drinking money just became legal fees.
I'll come out for a little. I can't be visibly hungover at work again or I get written up and fired. And yes, I am aware of how alcoholic that sounds.
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
Yeah. I was about to call 911 but I ended up breaking the door frame off then ran and puked all the way home.
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
You are lucky that I'm drunk. Otherwise I would bone you into another universe
The doctor said that if they accidentally damage my nerve endings I could permanently lose feeling in my lower jaw.. Honestly the first thing that came to mind was how that would affect my blowjob skills.
Also I've accepted I am not going to be a catch today. I look like a dead hooker and the remedial work is going to be patchy at best with the shakes I've got.
I'm sorry for chipping my tooth on your vagina last night :(
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