you opened the fridge, pissed on the food, fell over, then threw up on yourself. thats whats all over the kitchen.
I feel like I should I write an apology note to the frat for falling down stairs, passing out on the couch, and chugging the entire bottle of burnetts at semiforml last weekend. Apparently I was the main topic of discussion at their chapter meeting last night.
Sorry I didn't wanna double team his sister. Having whiskey dick and watching you get laid didn't sound appealing
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
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Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
I miss yesterday.Today's hangover makes yesterday's look like a little girl with blonde ringlets playing hopscotch in the street with a ginger kitten.
That's why you bone lesbian cage fighters and 45 year olds. To make life less boring.
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
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Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
hitting rock bottom is getting taziki in your hair & simply putting it in a bun instead of actually dealing with it, just like your problems
Trusting in Jesus is not a viable birth control plan.
Nothing like a dick pic from your fave ex to make you audibly exhale sadly.
I'm a little concerned about right now. You showed up at my house soaking wet, drunk with a bag of ham and 2 liter of Dr. Pepper, and you refused to tell me where you got the ham until I gave you some more liquor.
Lol it's kinda hilarious. I left missing one glass... guage. I feel like Cinderella... but less classy.
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