YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
What are you wearing to our high school reunion?
I don't know, What kind of dress says "I feel sorry for you people?"
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
if we break up, blackout me is coming back, making out with everything in sight
Hah, I lost the lenses in my glasses, didn't event notice til this morning... How was the meeting?
The last time you said "no one will know" is when you ran out of sprite at your birthday party and dumped a handle of straight up vodka into the jungle juice.
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
Idk man, she was drunker than me and i was sitting there talking to a raccoon about it's broken leg.
I think i was just meant to be a stripper. A ballerina stripper cat
Failing this, see a doctor for elephant tranquillisers, to be taken with whiskey orally, twice at dawn.
His sister hates me so I took his virginity on her bed
Noooo no no no no. She scares me. She means business. She wore a diaper when we went to the bar.
I think the cashier at 7/11 might be planning an intervention for me.
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