Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
Do I give off a "I have a sex tape" vibe???
You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
we need to start a braincell conservation fund for you, sort of like save the whales or something.
Uhg.. This isn't fair. I just want to have sex with you until i lose consciousness, wake up and start over... is that so much to ask?
Yeah. I stopped her before she flashed the guy for a free slice of pizza. She called me a gentleman and then before I knew it she was in my bed.
im standing in line right now while the 711 manager calls other locations to see if they have the john cena collectors slurpee cup in stock...yep i need to get laid
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
ur mom makes the best bacon
WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY HOUSE
You cant come. You're a Colorado native who drinks Bud over Coors. Fucking homegrown terrorist.
I don't care how sexy you think I look in my scrubs. Wanting a blow job is not a medical emergency.
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
Just woke up and spent the first hour of consciousness throwing up with the Rocky theme song on repeat.
Had to clear my browser history. I figured if she used the search bar and her name came up, it might be a little creepy.
Randomize
