so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
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definitely not taking the whole return culture shock so well...drinking a 100 proof rootbeer vodka float out of a german beer mass
you were trying to control your nosebleed while having someone hold your four loko while you drank it through a straw. all at the same time. that is commitment.
i'm having the hardest time convincing my roommates to go dumpster diving for pizza with me. i really miss you..
It's been hot as balls outside. It's like getting tea bagged by the Sun.
Even though he had a fractured vertebrae, the sex was still phenomenal. Better than normal actually. I hope the vertabrae never heals.
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Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
THE CEO RESPONDED TO THE MEMO WITH HIS "UNICORN" EMAIL ADDRESS AND NOW HE'S APOLOGIZING TO EVERYONE FOR USING HIS PERSONAL EMAIL AT WORK.
There's a kid in the back of the class drinking out of a flask. Like what is going on?
NOW HE'S DRINKING OUT OF A HANDLE. WHO IS THIS KID?
We need to get Harry and Lloyd's tuxedos from Dumb and Dumber. I feel like this is a vital thing that is missing from our lives.
he called me ma'am when we were fucking last night...he's five years older than me. I think I'm in love.
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
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