you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
Two man bar crawl was hectic. Just found leaves in my pocket.
He walked in AS I was cumming. Now even my father knows I'm a squirter.
Ask politely.
Fine. Can i please come over, hang out with you, sit around a campfire, smoke tree, listen to sublime, and fuck the shit out of you?
Thats good enough.
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Oh shit. The kids are pole dancing on a broom. It's like I'm seeing my future offspring before my eyes.
the potatoes in the margarita machine wasn't the breaking point. its when he turned on the stove and put a bunch of bottle rockets on it that i knew the night had prematurely failed
Welp I just blew a load probably the size of a small pond if not a lake
Who the fuck is this
oh, so if i go friday and she's there, you are going to be my sponsor for not banging the crazy chick
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
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So that advice that humming stops you from puking? Yeah no, just puked through my nose.
And as the acid sets in, he looks back at the shallow form he used to call his and whispers "3 pee pees strong"
WHEN JENDA BENDA THE DRAG QUEEN TELLS YOU TO RUN, YOU RUN, BITCH!!!
This is worse than naked and afraid. This is drunk and confused.
THEY'RE TEXTING LIKE MIDDLE AGED SOCCER MOMS WHAT DO I DO
I renamed some of my contacts in my phone before passing out and I have one I cant figure out, its "fucking house elf scum"
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