U r making out with a 12 year old get ur shit together
Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
wow wtf my bar tab was 80 dollars
IT WAS DOLLAR BEER NIGHT
I just named my vagina "The Boneyard"
More like "Chia Pet"
he then proceeded to tear down my curtains, wrap them around his waist, and use the rod as his "rod"... you tell me how drunk he is...
im laying here in the parking lot drinking a warm coke, prob still drunk, feeling like i need to apologize to everyone i know
You could probably play six degrees of separation of my cock in this city.
We're looking for the removeable roof from her Miata. Winner gets a 40.
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
THANK YOU for not letting me make out with that girl omfg I was one step away from a foursome in the handicapped stall
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
He threw a twenty at the stripper and asked for change
well did he get it
....yes
How about we just have a naked taco night instead?
I just want you to know when I bang him in the back of my car later I'll have pony by ginuwine on repeat
We just fucked in the park on a bench and a guy with a dog walked past us and the dog walked right up to us while the guy stared at his phone.
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