the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
PS- did you die? If you did just text "dead" to me, so that I know.
he thought i was passed out so he proceeded to jerk off while i lay on the floor next to him
a pedometer??? no beatles?Steve jobs just took a dump in CA and it landed on my heart
what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
Disregard that. She just puked into her boot and started screaming.
i had choclate birthday cake for breakfast and am currently flossing my teeth w a condom wrapper. at work. hot mess for 200 alex
You never cared about felonies while buying me alcohol from the little Asian woman across the street
Nobody knows who they are, but they have an ice luge so they are welcome in my book
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
You know it's really hard to draft fantasy football players in a crowded bar when I have a raging hard on
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
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