The girl in the car behind me just took a bowl hit. I miss college.
i threw up in his kitchen sink and then used a measuring cup to drink water because i couldn't find a clean glass. i just threw up down the stairs. it's gonna be a long walk home.
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
I lost my virginity in that bed. You just layed in history.
So I was gonna stay in tonight but the president got me motivated! I will not quit. Bars here I come.
just took a shot of real whiskey... i forgot what it's like to drink liquor that costs more than twelve dollars.
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
I'm slowing backing away from her. I tried breaking up with her and it felt like I was clubbing baby seals.
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
You are. Embrace it. But you are the right kind of asshole.
I can't let him end my perfect streak. HE USED TO BE FAT
It was fine until they started lighting shots of everclear on fire and making ME take them. That's when shit went down...
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
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