Like all of my pajamas are shirts of guys I shacked with in college
you will always have a special place in my vag
well i fell out of the hot tub and tumbled down the hill and kicked a plant in the process.
You walked in, sat down, looked at the waiter and said, "I'm only having deserts and liquor."
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I honestly can't remember your justification for putting peanut butter on your cell phone.
i've eaten like 19 popsicles... what the fuck have you done today?
I just can't promise there won't be a reason to hit you in the face with a dildo again in the future.
Fuck you asshole. You cost me cheerleader pussy.
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
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I can now say I know getting hit in the face with a flying tortilla is not fun
He was so drunk we almost didn't even make it to his place because he didn't know where he lived
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Picking your clothes up from a one night stand you had nearly 2 months ago
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
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Help I accidentally unlocked this guy's tragic backstory and I need a rewind button!
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
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