I need to just get drunk and eat a pot pie.
we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
I just dry heaved the smell of jagerbombs....which proceeded to make me hurl for real.
i havent thrown up in four monthes, im clearly not drinking enough
Tried to eat a chip. Mouth wouldn't cooperate. Nearly died. Wow I've missed this.
I want the one making out with the dumpster. Is that bad?
It was fun, but I mean, any day that starts with shower tequila is bound to be good.
Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
Woke up this morning naked, wrapped in a bath mat with a wad of singles on the table. I'm calling it a win.
He gave me a beer, petted my head, and called me kiddo.
My penis has like 3 people bidding on it
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
Yea...Let's just say I gave her the best 3 and half minutes of her life then she took a 40 minute cab ride home that she paid for...
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
A girl I had a drunken hook up with is on interventon right now
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