Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
Fact: Telling a guy he has erectile dysfunction doesn't solve the problem.
You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
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I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
Just passed a guy passed out on a riding lawn mower in his front yard.
It was literally me in an evening gown and him in a tux with six bottles of Vodka at Jons.
And this was for your brother's Christening?
he just voluntarily told me he was uncircumsized.. and that his favorite color was blue.
1.) where are you? 2.) you making meatballs? 3.) Meatballs for sex?
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What vodka is american?
Skyy. I already looked it up for 4th of july.
I'm not judging you. Just know that you could be Queen of The World. Instead you're 5:28 p.m ponging. I hope you're at least winning
We need a fire pit. Meat. And a keg.I mean like a cow we just carve from. And cook it. We can use the milk from the udder to make White Russians
Why is there a cash register on top of my car?
I wish I may, I wish I might, get some daddy dick tonight
Don't try to butter me sideways
That is without a doubt the most Southern thing you have ever said.
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