Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
just spent the last 4 hours searching ex-girlfriend porn to make sure there are no photos of me
His little brother just walked in, asked me if I'd blown his brother yet and then announced that he and his friends were going to play outside so we could play too.
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
I'm using the house around the corner that my parents rent out to people as a means of getting sex. I just tell them I'm going for a walk and just invite my next hook up over
I got laid while wearing a shirt with a picture with my little brother deep throating a banana on it.
My boyfriend's brother just got out of jail and he is already telling us to steal cable. Dude.
I have nothing to say other than the obvious 'we probably shouldn't have done that' and the less obvious 'i think you bruised my labia major' ...?
Me and my bruised tit have to wake up at 4 AM.
Jealous. I want an iud. Maybe there's a late night bodega that'll insert one for me
I just threw up on the way to class. Legit, on the sidewalk by psych building.
THAT WAS YOU? Psych prof just pointed out the window and said "that kids, is why you don't pregame before class"
If you can endure a laser on the butthole, you can endure a wax on the butthole. Those are words to live by.
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
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