Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
you would pick up someone in the library
and thats when we got a drunken mammogram in the middle of cvs pharmacy
Minus the pink eye. Do I look fuckable tonight?
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It was fun until the stripper told me it was her first day and started crying.
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
IDK DUDE BUT HE TIED IT WITH A SHOELACE SO I GOTTA FREE SHOELACE OUTTA THE DEAL. THIS GIVES A NEW MEANING TO LACED DRUGS
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
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Dude that chick had a dog in her car. Like when she goes bar hoping so does roofus. He gaurds the car.
I brought a travel sized bottle of baby powder and sprinkled it on all of the couples making out on the wall in the basement
it's like i'm making a family tree of tunnel buddies for my vagina
I need to be put in a corner surrounded by pamphlets of stds and babies
You tore a poster off a lamppost and ATE IT. That drunk.
I just found your shirt hanging in a tree 4 blocks from the party...in the opposite direction of your house. where are you going?
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