i'm sorry if your life is a sore subject
just threw up into the cup of Gatorade I was hoping would settle my stomach. thanks again, alcohol.
It's not mothers day until you're vomitting syrup into grandma's toilet. Cherish the holidays
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
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You have permanently scared my back with your nails. I would like to congratulate you on a job well done.
Don't ask how or why, but I think the 775 on the inside of my lip is permanent
I've thrown up twice at work. Just casually, in the mop sink. Then continued to make someone a milkshake. Want some ice cream?
Is there a reason there's a dick print on my seventh-story window?
I woke up naked to an alarm set for 11:18 pm and missing a shoe. How was your night?
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GOOGLE HAS JUST RELEASED AN UPDATE THAT ALLOWS YOU TO CATCH POKEMON USING MAPS. Pack your shit, our time has COME.
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
it was a hallmark card with butt plugs.
I feel like I should send her I'm sorry I've been fucking your boyfriend flowers.
Last night I had a dream that a man with an ice cream body entered a bicycle throwing contest and won.
When I planned out my evening, "co-author lesbian vampire erotica" was not anywhere on my list of expected activities.
Me neither, but hey, this is where we've ended up. Let's embrace the moment.
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