There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
He asked me if I "almost moaned"
His sex texting was like a step by step guide to the most boring sex ever...
ah, there's nothing like waking up to picture messages of a strange man's cock. life is good.
haha, that's fucked up. flacid cock pictures are the mental breakfast of champions.
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Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
my sombrero is too big for the bathroom
I understand that I gave you a nose bleed with a cheeto last night and for that I apologize
my stepmom is let-the-dog-eat-out-of-her-mouth drunk. oh my god.
Hi. I probably already told you this mid puke, but thanks again for babysitting me last night. How did I get in the car?
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Is there really anything more beautiful than opening a fresh box of wine on a Friday afternoon?
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
So I'm thinking next semester you should be my own personal maid, nurse, masseuse and chef in exchange for free lodging, any food you can find, and unlimited access to my reproductive organs.
She’s super into those renaissance faires. But, if you can’t actually stab anyone, what’s the point?
Im sitting on the floor of the hotel room eating nachos and drinking coffee. People should learn to embrace their hangovers
Last night’s booty call turned into a cuddlefest. Get your game face on, we’re hunting dick tonight
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