how can u be prego again
It's officially time to start saving up weed money for the NCAA tournament
working out is totally making me break out.. i'm doomed to forever be either a butterface or a butterbod. there is no way out.
At what point would you like us to save you from yourself?
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
No. Mother. Fucking. Jello shots. Just no. I'm not falling into that trap again.
Dave when you find that upper decker at your house its from me but its for Jill not you
You know it's been a successful day when the only reason you put on a bra was to take off your shirt
My body is like , remember when you wouldn't let me puke last night? Good luck at work fucker.
I GOOGLED IT. BEES CAN MASTURBATE. WHAT.
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
Burnt food and a broken vibrator. Disappointment after disappointment. Is April a man?
I can't believe the police had to bring me to my booty call last night
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
If u could sum last night up in one word?
omgwtfpineapple
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