that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
What happened on tuesday that a stripper knows my full name?
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
I walked into his room and he was naked with a half eaten pecan pie and a bottle of wine.
He's bringing condoms over for me in case we "bone".... the fact he calls it boning is not a great start.
Second wind. Either that or my heart is about to explode. I'm hoping the first one.
By the way if you come home and I'm not wearing pants, just go with it. I didn't have the energy to go searching for some.
I can not say for certain that I did not blow someone in the bathroom at the bar at some point.
By the end of the first quarter he was so hammered he was pouring beer into the crockpot with the miniature hot dogs and BBQ sauce saying he loved the supper bowl and he loves taking mini weinies to the face
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
We are trying to penis chicken awkward them out. But I think it's a gay wedding. Backfiring. Heavily.
We almost got stabbed in the nuts last night. Don't worry, we're alright.
Two of us got arrested. Gonna be delayed a bit. Save me a burger.
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
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