I cant believe you went over there and fucked her last night after everything you said
she invited me over to play the wii, it's not like i intended to
You KNEW her power was out...
You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
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You. Win. At. Life.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
I'M SO LONELY THAT I TEXTED THE FRESHMAN
In other news, I'm pretty sure my mom was encouraging me to have a threesome yesterday... I don't even want to start digging in that garden of horror and trauma.
Yeah. I'm so over work, that I'm not even satisfied pretending to work anymore. I just flat out want to go home. Fuck this job
After we finished, she peed a little on my chest and told me she was "marking her territory". I didn't know if I should have been scared or aroused.
I don't know how guys can take themselves seriously when they see themselves naked
I DIDN'T WATCH THE PILLSBURY DOUGH BOY PORN!!!!
Sometimes self-care is taking a shot of vodka and moving on.
Hey what are you up to?
I am wear the people with the mustaches live. I have found their home.
DUDE, WE BOUGHT THE ACID TOGETHER.
She was shaving her legs in the neighbors pool when we found her.
Where'd she get the razor?
Not the point.
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