I went to blockbuster, where I always go when I need to soul searching
Despondent, hopeless, I decide on vantage point, because I vaguely resemble matthew fox (let me believe this, please)
It was cheaper to buy then rent, so now I'm stuck w/ a wretched hangover and I own this shit movie
if reincarnation is for serious, i better be a guy in my next life
with a huge shlong
massive. i wanna make bitches cry
Glitter + Penis = Best. Idea. Ever.
The guy in front of me in Sociology is definitely working on my farm in farmville. Never met him before. Do I thank him?
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OMG - This guy with a mullet just told me - it wasn't a mullet - but his hair dresser layered it wrong. It's so walmart in here. I hate you.
im not sure if this headache is from the car accident or cocaine withdrawl
I STRONGLY considered not bringing that guy home with me last night simply because I'd JUST changed my sheets that morning.
Who would we be if we didn't go out to drink during finals week? NOBODY
At the ER. Dropped bottle lead to cut foot which led to me drunk hitting on doctors. Not going well.
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I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
Yeah, this is not that. This is a father and son bonding moment involving my all of my orifices.
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
At Target. Everyone is stocking up on food and flashlights for this storm. I stocked up on beer. Dont judge me, it was on sale...
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
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