This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
Pretty sure somebody just said 'I used to have a nipple'
that's awkward
My mom is giving me a "don't tape yourself during sex" talk. It's going to be a long car ride.
My vagina is so ashamed right now. It won't even look at me.
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I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
You put your finger on my lips and told me 'the butt is nature's pocket'.
I don't remember that at all, but I stand by what I said
You just kept walking around in a circle saying "well played 6th street well played" before falling over.
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All I know is that every time I looked at my glass it was full again and I thought it would be rude not to drink it
Wellp yesterday was spent absurdly hungover and today was spent in planned parenthood so I hope that's not an indication of the year to come
I had the hottest doctor assess me at the hospital. He smelled like heaven and sex.
I told my mom Jesus would want me to snort drugs on his birthday
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
I realize that my conversation topics seem to only be about bees and my cross dressing fiance. Thank you for being my friend.
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