no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
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I apparently started to text you last night. All it said was 'the whole clam'. I hope that means something to you.
Dear, was it your thong we found wrapped around my hairbrush next to Rachel's bed? Please explain.
Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
Dude, all I know is that I came out of this thing wearing a snorkel mask and completely covered in glitter and soap.
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
I'm bored enough im considering taking up his offer to turn me straight just to kill time until the lasagna is out of the oven
But seriously I don't know. I haven't seen her since I gave her back her 3 blind mice stick, and she just started hitting everybody with it.
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
I just bought six bottles of the 2 dollar vodka. oh yes there will be blood
You are ridiculously similar to a unicorn, and I want to fuck that unicorn.
Apparently i disappeared and no one found me until the morning , but i have fifty missed calls
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